Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Further Overboard *OR* A Trip Into The Weird

Portland, Oregon is one of my favorite cities. Granted, I spent a lot of time visiting family there and spent four years in Portland going to college, so maybe I am biased. I guess having a favorite would have to make you biased. Think about it.



The great thing about Portland is that there is something for everyone. If you're a dirty hippie, you will fit right in with about 25% of the population (according to a survey I made up).
If you are a tree-huger, you will fit in as well. If you aren't, don't worry, there are plenty of normal people there too. So what does Portland have to offer us as we take over the entire West Coast in a year for the wedding of B and Corrin? Well, we are going to reduce our carbon footprint and keep things simple in Portland.

Let's get married at a doughnut shop. More specifically, Voodoo Doughnut. This place has been on t.v. and written up in magazines and such. Honestly, some very tasty doughnuts, and some crazy combinations. Like a bacon doughnut. Or one with Fruit Loops. Maybe you prefer the Old Dirty Bastard. Seriously, check out the menu, some great stuff.



But the best part about Voodoo Doughnut, is that you can get married at the store. Yup, depending on the location, you can have anywhere from 6 to 70 people watch your marriage. The marriage can be legal or non-legal, your call. But you get doughnuts and coffee. Can you beat it? I didn't think so.

Maybe you are just too cool to get married at a doughnut shop. That's okay, Portland has you covered. You can visit the 24 Hour Church Of Elvis. Yes, you read that right. 8 hours a day just wasn't enough for an Elvis church. And guess what, you can get married here too! You have the choice (again) of legal or non-legal. Sadly, the ceremony is not performed by Elvis, but still... it is a sight. And you get a traditional sidewalk parade.



How can you not love this town? Portland, here we come.

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