Gaga for the Lady

Welcome Amy Jones, our newest follower.

Side Note: Vanilla Ice now has a show on HGTV where he is redoing his mansion. Just thought I would share.

You've been wondering, I can tell. Your question has gone unanswered so far, but your patience will be rewarded. Yup, you want to know what is the most popular costume this Halloween. You've come to the right place, this blog. Lady Gaga will be knocking at your door asking for candy and invading your Halloween parties this year. And for good reason, who wouldn't want to look like this:

A bunch of dead frogs? Gross. Or even worse, wearing some Top Round.

Doesn't she know there are starving children across the world? Rude!

What does Lady Gaga (or as I call her Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) have to do with the wedding? Glad you asked, otherwise, this blog would get pretty boring pretty quickly. The easy answer would be to have Corrin dress as Stefani for the wedding, but I don't think that is appropriate. Plus, Paul, Greg, and I would have a tough time not throwing the meat dress on the BBQ and making some snacks. No, I think when B returns to Vegas to take over the mantle of the world's worst drag queen, he should do so as Stefani Gaga.

Yes, we can make this:

Look like this:

Difficult? Yes. But I think I can call on one our favorite Queer Eye For The Straight Guy hosts; Carson Kressley!

In fact, I think that B should utilize Carson as his personal stylist.

Hmmm, I need to restore my masculinity and creds for the blog. So here are some pictures of some manly stuff:

Phew. I feel a bit better now.

Vegas Baby, Vegas.

Let's get down to brass tacks folks. We've got a bachelor party to plan and where do all the hip kitties go when it is time for a little debauchery? Nope, not Laughlin. Not Modesto either. Jersey Shore? Naw, none of us are that tan. Well, Greg is Italian, but I don't think "Guido" when I think Greg. Simple logic here, let's do Vegas. B has always been a fan of the drag shows and even entered a contest once. I wasn't there, but I hear he is one ugly woman.

Yup, not an attractive (wo)man.

We are all familiar with B's hangouts while in Vegas. He loves the Pawn Shops.

But we need to think of something new for B. And I think I have just the thing. B is a huge coaster fan and really enjoys some thrill rides. What says thrill more than the rides on the top of the Stratosphere? Nothing (I just answered my own question. Helpful, aren't I?). I know he enjoys spinning in circles while hanging over the edge of a tall tower. So let's ride this:

Not good enough? Let's slowly slide off the edge:

Still not cool enough for you? Think you have some great cast iron cajones hanging in your denim? I've got just the thing.

Yes, that gentleman is free-falling from the top of the Stratosphere (the tallest building in the West) with just a little string. Just do it, jump! You know you want to. Odd that the suit is white because after I jump, there will be a little brown stain on the backside (you do the math).

Okay B, we've given you options. Are you ready?