On The Eleventh & Twelfth Day Of Christmas

[We made it to twelve!]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Brent Lee gave to me

12 Bottles of 1997 Georges de Latour Cabernet Sauvignon

11 episodes of Cops

10 pairs of Nikes

9 kids named Carl

8 cereal boxes

7 Vegas cabana stays

6 vodka bottles

5 hot tub guests

4 ex-girlfriends

3 smashed cows

2 Chevy trucks

and a Vanilla Ice CD

On The Ninth & Tenth Day Of Christmas

On the tenth day of Christmas, Brent Lee gave to me
10 pairs of Nikes

9 kids named Carl

8 cereal boxes

7 Vegas cabana stays

6 vodka bottles

5 hot tub guests

4 ex-girlfriends

3 smashed cows

2 Chevy trucks

and a Vanilla Ice CD

On The Seventh & Eighth Day Of Christmas

On the eighth day of Christmas, Brent Lee sent to me
8 cereal boxes

7 Vegas cabana stays

6 vodka bottles

5 hot tub guests

4 ex-girlfriends

3 smashed cows

2 Chevy trucks

and a Vanilla Ice CD

On The Fifth & Sixth Day Of Christmas

[Part 3 in a continuing series...]

On the sixth day of Christmas, Brent Lee sent to me
six bottles of vodka

five hot tub guests

four ex-girlfriends

three smashed cows

two Chevy trucks

and a Vanilla Ice CD