We're Back (Again) *OR* You're Gonna Need Some Bleach

It's been about two years since we last tried to update the ol' Downward Spiral blog. Does this mean that we ran out of ideas? Possibly. But it mostly means that we actually forgot about this and just assumed the monkeys would keep writing. Damn monkeys didn't produce a darn thing. Sometimes you can't find any good help.

So why come back? Well, if the Axl Rose and Slash can make up, so can we. Granted, we weren't upset at the blog, but it seemed like a good reference. And by now, shouldn't Axl give up on the ratty long hair? Sure, Slash has his signature look, but Axl. come on. It's 2015, not 1985. Let's update that look.

I'll bet you are wondering what has been going on with the Bovines & Incendiaries group. Well, I'll tell you. Um, not much. I think since last time we have added another baby and a dog. That's really about it.

And thus concludes blog updates for 2015. Thanks for taking the time to check out pictures of monkeys and Axl. No real Vanilla Ice updates or World's Largest Rectal Thermometer. Maybe next time.

And We're Back *OR* How Paul Made This Happen

Well friends, it has been about 9 months since we last posted anything here on Downward Brent Lee, and, gosh darnit, we didn't miss a thing. The home office was cleaned out and we finally got rid of the monkey problem.

We've been taking our well deserved post-wedding break. Heck, we even resisted the temptation to blog about Toni & Chris during their wedding ramp up. But we remembered that we are here for B & Corrin (or Radio as they have been coined). Oh, I could talk about the fact that this writer spent nearly two months as a single dad or how this writer now has a beautiful daughter to go along with his son, but we won't.

Enough dilly and certainly enough dally, let's get to business!

Those of you on the interwebs have probably already heard that Radio is expecting a child later this year! Congrats to Radio, we are all excited to watch our crew continue to grow. Of course, this now means that any meetings between us all must be conducted at Chuck E. Cheese's.

"Psst, hey kid, there's better food over there"

Now, I must admit that I was a bit disappointed that there are not going to be triplets right off the bat, but there is always next time. So the question becomes, do they name the child Carl, Abernathy, or Bernard? I'm still rooting for Carl, as it seems only appropriate after all the work I have done.

When word first got out, this office offered cash to Radio to not find out if it was a boy or girl, and even more cash if they promised to name it Carl. Sadly, some people could not wait 7 months to find out what they were having and they ruined the surprise. That's fine, I guess they are just so rich that they don't need the immense financial backing of Downward Brent Lee.

So thanks to Paul for cleaning up the place and taking the cobwebs off of Downward Brent Lee. It's good to be back. I can guarantee that we've all gotten fatter and lazier, so don't expect a Christmas miracle, but there will be some posts. Especially since we are headed back to Vegas. Stay tuned!

Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Computer *OR* Behind The Scenes At Downward Brent Lee

Folks, you are in for a treat today. You are going to get some insight into how the daily operations at The Downward Spiral of Brent Lee go. It is a complicated machine, full of oversight, a full technical team, and a team of researchers coming together to bring you the best in wedding blogging. I guess we should start off with the office. Here is where your crack staff come together daily to work on the blog:

Just a little place on the coast. It works for us though. Maybe you would like to see the parking lot, just to get a sense of the humble little staff.

Most of those cars are mine, but I lend them to the staff.

And here is my office, which is pretty typical of what everyone else has:

And here is the staff hard at work creating the best blog on the internet:

Impressive, no?

Sadly, this is not true at all. This is actually where the blog is created:

How about some real insights?
At the moment I wrote this blog entry, there have been 1,859 visits to the blog. The most popular post has been visited 38 times and that post is Slowly Getting To A Point *OR* Do Your Own Thing.

While the United States has the most visitors, Denmark is second with 177 page views. Even the wine-swilling cheese heads, the French, have visited 11 times.

American Google has referred me 249 times. Facebook is next with 95.

The most popular search term that gets you here is "CC Deville." Yup, the guitar player from Poison. Second is "glee rectal thermometer." What on earth are people searching for?

And the most popular image on the blog, which I did take and create is this one:

And there you are. Happy blog reading.