Thursday, December 16, 2010

We've Made It *OR* How Paul Has Trouble Discerning Age

It has been a few days on the road trip where our little group of four have taken the cars we had in high school from Los Angeles to Vancouver. See previous posts for a recap of the drivers and their cars, or just trust that I was the coolest guy in the best car. I can prove it...




Yep, it takes real skill to lean against your car at age 17 like that. Did I really buy that car wearing a t-shirt? Nice work.

But what says Bachelor Party like a couple day road trip to a city that most of us went to while in college? I enjoy Vancouver, Canada for a variety of reasons.
1) Not that I do them, but drugs are plentiful. The really just solicit on the streets. Way to stay classy Vancouver.
2) According to Paul, young girls just don't look that young. To his credit, he only mentioned it in passing.
3) The phone calls you get at the hotel asking if you would like "entertainment" at 1:00am are welcoming.
4) When I drank, they had good beer.
5) Bus lane? Nope, a slalom course for our taxi that had no interior panels.

What more could 4 guys in their 30s want than a cultural melting pot? I'll answer that one for you, the guys that have kids would want a quiet nap.

But for B's sake we'll do something interesting. Like snowmobiling and eating hot dogs in a secluded cabin (long story there). Or use the word "eh" a lot when finishing sentences. Sounds like fun, eh?

In all honesty, this would be a fun trip, especially if we could find some of our old cars and rent them for a week. Top Gear, are you listening?

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