It's On Like Donkey Kong *OR* I Need A Fix Of Second-Hand Smoke

The time has arrived for the groomsdudes to accompany Brent Lee to his bachelor party in Las Vegas. Hours of planning has come to this. As with every good bachelor party, there will be some memorable moments. I can't tell you what they are yet because they are a surprise for B, but if you stay tuned to the twitter feed @DownwardBLee, you can stay on top of all the happenings.

In doing my research and trying to find things to do in Las Vegas, I have learned that the following things are required for a bachelor party. With any luck, we will be able to cross them all off the list.

• B must wake up in a pool of his own bodily fluid. It turns out that the type of fluid is not very important.
• Some place that features a neon sign that mentions "GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!" must be frequented.
• Hair gel must be applied in copious amounts.
• Body spray should be substituted for showering.
• Awkwardly sentimental moments must be shared.
• The phrase "your life will never be the same" must be spoken often.
• Grotesque references to private parts should be uttered. (I'm leaving that to Paul)
• B must be humiliated in a public situation.
• Physical violence must occur.
• A moment will be shared where the party-goers will revel while purveying a vista.
• Convertibles should be driven and the phrase "VEGAS BABY!" should be yelled out of said convertible.
• The group must walk shoulder to shoulder in a line in slow motion in front of the Bellagio fountain while a swinging Frank Sinatra song is played.
• B should wake up one late morning in a strange hotel room wondering why his back is so sore only to find out the name "Olga" has been tattooed on his back in very large letters.

I think with all the planning I've got  most of these things covered. And don't worry Corrin, we're only going to hit places with names like "Spearmint Rhino" and "Tropical Lei." I hear they have great buffets there. Oh, and we can't forget B's return to the stage that made his famous...as a member of the Thunder From Down Under. But I am trying to recreate B in this image:

In all seriousness, stay tuned to the Twitter feed, I will live-tweet the weekend and let you honestly know what is going on. It might be this...