Monday, November 8, 2010

Roadtrip- Day 1: "I'll See Your Big Blue Ox, And Raise You A Giant Lumberjack"

As promised, this week's theme idea is a wedding roadtrip. Much like Paris Hilton had forty 21st birthdays across the globe, B & Corrin are going to have 5 different weddings across the country. This, in case you have forgotten, is Paris Hilton.
Those commercials really add up.
So our first destination to have the first wedding (and some might say, most important) is in Klamath, California. Beautiful Klamath is right here on the map. Near.....Kwungrghunme? Yup, the northern part of California.
Why have we chosen here, if not for the ease of location (right off Highway 101)? Simple, it is home to one of the greatest roadside attractions ever....Paul Bunyan and Babe The Big Blue Ox.
Even better? Paul talks to you. Standing at a glorious 49 feet and 2 inches, Paul commands attention like only a giant lumberjack can. Not to mention he has a blue ox by his side. Oh, and the blue ox is anatomically correct. (Insert your own jokes here).

Paul is part of the Trees Of Mystery, a place I have actually been more than once. The Trees Of Mystery are ready for your wedding at the Cathedral Tree.
A splendid setting, but it seems a bit lonely. We, of course, would surround the happy couple looking like Norm Abram.
Luckily, the Trees Of Mystery have us covered with lodging as well, with the Trees Motel.
What a wonderful way to spend your first night as a married couple. Be reminded of the natural beauty and splendor that surrounds you with genuine wood paneling and wall hanging of the forest. I can almost hear that babbling brook now. Here is one last parting glance at Paul & Babe from their live webcam.
Check in tomorrow to see where we are headed next. And as always, don't forget to click on the links that Google has so kindly provided. Most of the money earned will go to B & Corrin's wedding gift, as if this blog isn't enough.

By the way, did anyone notice that the adds that were showcased for the "chickenpox" blog were all about shingles and herpes? Thanks Google!

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