Pack Up Your Bags, We're Going On A Roadtrip!

Note the new poll that started today off to the left. Be sure to vote for your favorite.

The problem with weddings today? They're stagnant. You arrive at one place for the ceremony and often you stay at that same location for the reception. Or maybe the reception is a few miles away just so you can ride in a cool limo.

I don't even know what that is, but I like that there are 6 wheels and a porthole. Looks like a washing machine, doesn't it?

So how do we freshen up the old-boring-couple-hour-chicken-dinner-throw-flowers-click-glasses-sappy-toast wedding? We take it on the road! It'll be like the Grateful Dead touring during the summer. A bunch of dirty wedding guests traipsing across the country waiting to hear the best version of the vows.

I'm the guy with the mustache for those that don't know me.

The really dedicated followers are tapping into the soundboard so they can trade tapes with other fans who couldn't make the trip. We can use the blog and Facebook along with other nifty social media to document the "strange trip."

So how do we make this journey? We could easily use the limo described above. But that doesn't really scream roadtrip. As Fred Schneider of the B-52's would say, "I've got me car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down to the love shack. I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty, so hurry up and bring your jukebox money"

Yep, we're piling in a giant Chrysler and headed off across this great country of ours and hitting all the best places across America. We're going to see some great sites and create some amazing wedding memories for B and Corrin. You won't be needing a passport where we are going. Just bring yourself, a camera, some wedding attire, a sense of adventure, some petroleum jelly, and a towel. We're going where only the deadheads go!

Next week is dedicated to the sights on the road trip that we will see. In the meantime, click on those links that Google has put there. I'll make you a deal, all the money I make on the clicked links will be spent on a wedding gift for B and Corrin. Have a great weekend. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires!