What Do Gary Busey, A Mongoose Scooter, And Obama Have In Common? This Blog *OR* Whoa There Partner, A Bit Off Topic Again

I heard some other power couple got married this week. Bill and Katie I think their names were, right? Something about being big fans of the Kansas City Royals, I don't know, I wasn't paying much attention. It did seem to be all over the news. Why do we care so much about people we don't know? I heard they aren't even American, like Obama! [That last statement was a joke folks, calm down. Here's another option, "I heard they aren't even American, like Trump's hair!"].

I hear from the grapevine that these Royals fans had multiple changes in transportation. I think we can outdo that pretty easily. I want to see B on a Razor Scooter for the duration of the ceremony. He can be kickin' some wheelies around Corrin. I bet if he starts to practice now we could even get him to ride a scooter while on a pogo stick.

And Corrin should be using a pogo ball. Do you remember pogo balls? I was pretty awesome with one of those things.

In fact, I was pretty awesome on the old school scooters as well.

I did actually have this scooter (this one is not mine) and it was this color. Remember, it was the 80's and it was okay for boys to wear neon pink as well.

Well, as you can see we have gotten pretty far off our original topic. It is like listening to Gary Busey.

BORING *OR* Let's Do Something Different

Weddings are fairly predictable. Guy stands there, girls walks to him, we laugh as little children walk. They stand while some other guy says stuff. They all recite words, rings get passed along, there is a kiss, the couple is announced and they go off on their merry way.

This is just like a remake of Knight Rider. Or 90210. We've seen it all before. Take something nice and continue to do it until we don't even think about it anymore. Well, to that I say "PBBBSSSTTTT!"

I think we can spice this up a little bit, bring in some unique traits to the wedding of B and Corrin. Here's how I would change the ceremony.

• Groom enters on cow-splattered fire truck with hoses blasting toward crowd. Already we have thrown tradition out the window.
• Bride makes her way down the aisle in Lady Gaga-inspired egg thing.

• Groomsdudes fly in on gliders in steep descent.
• Bridesmaides ride in like a motorcycle gang on bigwheels. 

•  Officiator is actually Gary Busey via Skype.

•  At random times during the ceremony people are encouraged to yell out "DAAAR-RYL" like an old Dodger game when Darryl Strawberry used to play.

•  Wedding guests are given confetti eggs to throw at their leisure.
• Guns N' Roses music is piped into the sound system throughout the ceremony.
• Flowers are replaced with tri-tip.

Some of these ideas would really keep people interested and make this wedding the most talked about wedding since Kate and Will- they were just some people I knew and I talked about their wedding for about an hour.