BORING *OR* Let's Do Something Different

Weddings are fairly predictable. Guy stands there, girls walks to him, we laugh as little children walk. They stand while some other guy says stuff. They all recite words, rings get passed along, there is a kiss, the couple is announced and they go off on their merry way.

This is just like a remake of Knight Rider. Or 90210. We've seen it all before. Take something nice and continue to do it until we don't even think about it anymore. Well, to that I say "PBBBSSSTTTT!"

I think we can spice this up a little bit, bring in some unique traits to the wedding of B and Corrin. Here's how I would change the ceremony.

• Groom enters on cow-splattered fire truck with hoses blasting toward crowd. Already we have thrown tradition out the window.
• Bride makes her way down the aisle in Lady Gaga-inspired egg thing.

• Groomsdudes fly in on gliders in steep descent.
• Bridesmaides ride in like a motorcycle gang on bigwheels. 

•  Officiator is actually Gary Busey via Skype.

•  At random times during the ceremony people are encouraged to yell out "DAAAR-RYL" like an old Dodger game when Darryl Strawberry used to play.

•  Wedding guests are given confetti eggs to throw at their leisure.
• Guns N' Roses music is piped into the sound system throughout the ceremony.
• Flowers are replaced with tri-tip.

Some of these ideas would really keep people interested and make this wedding the most talked about wedding since Kate and Will- they were just some people I knew and I talked about their wedding for about an hour.

Gaga for the Lady

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Side Note: Vanilla Ice now has a show on HGTV where he is redoing his mansion. Just thought I would share.

You've been wondering, I can tell. Your question has gone unanswered so far, but your patience will be rewarded. Yup, you want to know what is the most popular costume this Halloween. You've come to the right place, this blog. Lady Gaga will be knocking at your door asking for candy and invading your Halloween parties this year. And for good reason, who wouldn't want to look like this:

A bunch of dead frogs? Gross. Or even worse, wearing some Top Round.

Doesn't she know there are starving children across the world? Rude!

What does Lady Gaga (or as I call her Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) have to do with the wedding? Glad you asked, otherwise, this blog would get pretty boring pretty quickly. The easy answer would be to have Corrin dress as Stefani for the wedding, but I don't think that is appropriate. Plus, Paul, Greg, and I would have a tough time not throwing the meat dress on the BBQ and making some snacks. No, I think when B returns to Vegas to take over the mantle of the world's worst drag queen, he should do so as Stefani Gaga.

Yes, we can make this:

Look like this:

Difficult? Yes. But I think I can call on one our favorite Queer Eye For The Straight Guy hosts; Carson Kressley!

In fact, I think that B should utilize Carson as his personal stylist.

Hmmm, I need to restore my masculinity and creds for the blog. So here are some pictures of some manly stuff:

Phew. I feel a bit better now.