On the twelfth day of Christmas, Brent Lee gave to me
12 Bottles of 1997 Georges de Latour Cabernet Sauvignon
11 episodes of Cops
10 pairs of Nikes
9 kids named Carl
8 cereal boxes
7 Vegas cabana stays
6 vodka bottles
5 hot tub guests
4 ex-girlfriends
3 smashed cows
2 Chevy trucks
and a Vanilla Ice CD
