Get Me To The Church On Time *OR* Whips, And I Don't Mean The Leather Kind

There are so many options when it comes to wedding transportation. You can take it nice and cheap and just drive your own lazy self to where you need to go. You can take a blimp like I had previously suggested. How do you choose? Well, you read this blog and I will help you out, as always. Seriously, what would you do without me?

White traditional limo. Basic, says you are classy with a modern touch. Safe choice, but where is the fun in that?

A classic car says a lot of things. This is a classy wedding with a touch of elegance. There is something a bit retro-cool about this. Granted, the chance of this car breaking down in the middle of nowhere is greatly increased.

Does anything else say love like a ski lift? This is great if one of you is scared of heights. Chance for death greatly increased as well.

Pink Cadillac. Perfect for your Elvis wedding. More likely this means the bride won the car war. Good lucky buddy, she set the precedent and now everything will be pink.

A motorcycle? Hmmm, this means he won this battle since no sensible bride would ride on the back of a bike in a dress. Just welcome your toothless children now.

A trolley car. You have a sense of fun with a desire to be around your friends. You want people to look at you during your ride as the groom sticks his bare ass out the window.

This one explains itself. Don't be surprised to see this at B and Corrin's wedding. Of course, there will be 3 cows attached to the front.

This one screams "cheap bastard."

Wonder Woman's invisible plane has crashed and some bare-chested werewolves are on the hunt....I think.

This bride is too high maintainence. Run!


As you can see the options are endless. We might revisit this in the future, but take my commentary to heart and avoid sending the wrong message.