The Last Post Of 2010

It has been a short year for us here at Downward Brent Lee. We've been posting since October 3, 2010 and we have crested 700 page views. This little ragamuffin blog about some guy's wedding plans has swollen like B's nose after being hit by a baseball...twice. We've done a public service here that will continue on in some fashion all the way to March of 2012 when B and Corrin finally get hitched.

While most blogs do a "Best of 2010" blog entry highlighting the various highs of the year, we're going to skip that. Nope, we're going to prognosticate about what 2011 will bring for B, Corrin, and this humble blog.

• B will buy flowers for Corrin. He probably did something wrong.
• B will drive the Tahoe over 65 mph once.
• Somehow Vegas will play into some vacation plans.
• B and Corrin will fall in love with the name Carl and make future plans for their triplets.
• They will buy a dog and call it Jave, just so they can hit it over the head with a newspaper. Tragic.
• B will dance to the latest Vanilla Ice CD. We will laugh...a lot.
• While frolicking in the ocean, B will be chomped on by a shark, but using his amazing skills, B will turn that shark into an ally and attack the people who did him wrong. Steven Spielberg will option it into a movie starring a plucky young(ish) redhead...Justin! Justin rockets to super-stardom and hangs with Matt Damon, George Clooney, and Scar-Jo. He then tries to make a period piece about the black plague and his career spirals downward. He gets hooked on sugar packets and joins Celebrity Rehab. There are tears and Justin makes good on his promise to himself and his family. He makes a big comeback the next year, a-la Robert Downey Jr., and is the next Batman.

What a great 2011! Have a Happy New Year and remember, keep away from the yellow snow.