A mere 133 years ago, in the shadow of the Appalachian mountains where only the bald eagle flies free, a baby was born. This baby, of course, has nothing to do with Brent Lee. Nope, B was born 33 years ago and I assume that he was delivered in a hospital. Sure, we could get sappy today and wish B a happy birthday and reminisce about the good times, but that would not be this blog, now would it?
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| This picture makes it look like I have been tracking Sasquatch. |
I think in celebration of the man they call B, we should dig deep into the archives and present some little known facts about B. The following are facts in the truest sense of the word.
- B is scared of the black piano keys
- He once ate an entire box of Chip's Ahoy cookies and then started to get chocolate chip freckles
- He knows all the words to the "Macarena"
- His left hand can change the tides, don't ask how
- B taught a baby bird how to fly by actually flying beside it
- He is afraid of McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
- Favorite word: Cucamunga
- He speaks Klingon
- Once was a jumping jack champion
- Learned how to spell his nickname at age 17
- Likes chicken. Likes waffles. Will not eat them together.
- Once ran into the Queen of Diamonds and was not sure how to act.
- Dated a girl in junior high called "Quarter"
Hopefully this gives you a greater insight into the man simply known as B. Happy Birthday old friend.
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